Dear Irish Turkeys,
Please do not vote in favour of Christmas.
The assurances of a happy festive season for all coming from our human partners in Europe have no binding legal basis.
This is the exact same Turkey-murdering Christmas that we rejected previously. No aspect of the celebration has been altered. It is also 95% identical to previous Christmases rejected by Turkeys in Holland and France.
Vote Yes or get stuffed is the message from Brussels. However the reality, my dear turkeys, is that if you vote Yes you WILL be stuffed, for good.
All the best,