According to the Minister for Fun and Junkets, media intrusion into his life has been like being raped.
Obviously, no cabinet minister would dare belittle victims of aggravated sexual assault by comparing their suffering to being written about in a paper, so presumably Cullen would only make such a statement if he was genuinely capable of comparing the two experiences.
Hence my question: who raped Martin Cullen?
Because frankly, if he has never been raped, then his statement is a thundering disgrace and a slap of contempt across the face of all victims of rape.
But did anyone ever expect any better from the poison dwarf of this feudal court ruling the country?