Sorry for the third football related post in a row, but I could not let things pass without noting for posterity that Patrice Evra (seen on the right, breathing heavily while sexually abusing a reluctant Wayne Rooney) is a multiple tosser.
Firstly, he has a girl's name. Secondly, he plays for Merchandise United. But primarily, he's a tosser for his response to the Thierry Henry debacle.
Yes, he said that they should erect a statue to his cheating pal. Yes, he also cheekily offered a replay on his playstation. But those moronisms are not why Patrice Evra is tosser of the week.
Here is his response to the fact that politicians joined the calls for a fair play replay: "When you hear politicians calling for a replay, you wonder if they know the ball is round or oval."
Erm, like your handballing mate Thierry Henry last Wednesday night, do you mean, Patrice?
4 comments:
Football would be a great game if it wasn't for all the footballers.
That picture reminds me of 'Up the Arse' corner in Viz.
One multiple tossa abusing another multiple tossa I'd say.
You mean soccer? Just kidding.
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