Happy Easter

Happy Easter to everyone. Sorry I'm late with the well wishes, but I've just emerged from a chocolate-induced coma.

One thing still confuses me, though.

Could someone please explain to me what this Jesus fella dying or not dying as the case may be has to do with a giant Harvey-type bunny and chocolate eggs?

How come the giant bunny lays eggs anyway? And why are they made of chocolate?

Not that the chocolate did me much good. I think the Easter Bunny hates me.