Aren't you just fed up with hobbits and hippies going on about global warming?
Isn't there a large part of you that loves driving cars with big engines, flying off to Europe for the weekend and heating your home?
And don't you secretly yearn for the day when the globe actually does warm a bit so that Ireland doesn't seem like it's lost in a permanent monsoon mist all the time?
Well, feel guilty no longer. If it were not for the global warming phenomenon, we wouldn't be having cool animal death matches like this one.
Be honest - who wouldn't pay good money to see a shark fighting a polar bear?
Apparently the bears are heavier with longer reach, but the sharks are older and faster.
In the blue corner, sporting the fin and razor-sharp rows of meat-shredding teeth...
In the red corner, weighing in at one tonne...