South Belfast is pervert central.
Of the nearly 900 people on the Northern Ireland sexual offenders register (ie, child abusers, rapists and assorted other perverts) a terrifying 774 live in the community, free to strike again.
Unfortunately, you don't get to know if they're living in your neighbourhood or not. The Government and the police don't think you deserve to know if a paedophile lives at the end of your street, or next to your child's school.
But at least we have this breakdown.
It seems that the place to avoid if you want to live far away from nonces and pederasts is leafy South Belfast. There are 116 convicted sex offenders living freely and openly in South Belfast.
If the house prices weren't falling there already, they'll be tumbling now.
I'm just surprised that there weren't even more in West Belfast, given its long-standing reputation as an incest hotspot.