More proof if proof were needed that public relations spindoctors work better magic than pagans do.
This revelation comes to us direct from the ancient site (well, couple of hundred years old, but that doesn't stop hippies from dating it back to the bronze age) of Cerne Abbas.
With the Simpsons Movie out now, of course it was a superb wheeze of the spinmeisters to plonk Homer next to the ancient naked warrior. But the druids and warlocks are unimpressed. Now they say they're going to do 'rain magic' to wash poor Homer away.
What odds on our wash-out summer suddenly turning gorgeous?