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Saturday, July 05, 2008

KKK MP3 player

The perfect mp3 player for howling boot boy racists:

This lovely little piece of kit, comprising a 4 gb harddrive, 1.3 inch screen and internal radio, retails for way less than the equivalent Ipod (which are shit anyway) or Creative (which are great, but pricey.)

And it's made by German firm Trekstor, so it's going to be reliable.

Such a pity then that it's called the 'I.Beat Blaxx.'

Or it was until the PC brigade mugged the firm last year. Now it is the only item in Trekstor's 'I.Beat' range of MP3 players that's not actually called 'I.Beat.'

But you can still pick up an old stock model in Eastern Europe for your favourite racist friend, as they don't get their knickers in a twist about accidental perceived racism in places like Hungary, or there's still one or two left in stock with an English online retailer.

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