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Sunday, February 11, 2007

What is Steve Staunton?


A spanner is a handy technical implement used for tightening up loose connections and to keep moving parts in good working order.

Steve Staunton is therefore not a spanner.

A muppet is one of an ensemble of entertainers who brought delight and joy to people the world over with their wonderful performances over a number of decades.

Steve Staunton is clearly not a muppet.

The gaffer is the person responsible for overseeing the lighting arrangements on the set of a movie, ensuring that illumination is shed both behind the scenes and on the performance that is broadcast to an audience of millions. The gaffer is often responsible for providing a steady source of power during the performance.

By no stretch of the imagination is Steve Staunton the gaffer.

Steve Staunton has presided over a national embarrassment, squandering national assets and demonstrating a hitherto unknown level of incompetence.

He has shown an utter lack of leadership, has failed to come up with even the simplest forward planning and relies on preposterous excuses to remain in his job, despite huge public unhappiness with his complete lack of achievement.

Obviously, Steve Staunton is actually a cabinet minister.

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8 comments:

Dario Sanchez said...

Who the hell thought he would be a good manager for an international team? The Fifth Beatle obviously, but look at who else was linked with the job: Guus Hiddink, Martin O'Neill, Otto Rehhagel ...

And we got Stan. They should have just got Bobby Robson on his own.

The Voice of Treason said...

He may not be a spanner, but he certainly is a tool.

Bock the Robber said...

Ah now lads, come on. We were promised world class, and that's what we got. A world-class assistant to the soon-to-be-sacked Walsall manager. In fact the classiest Walsall under-manager available on the day.

dan6399 said...

steve staunton has made me embaressed to be irish, he has as much managment skills as a wellington boot and should be lynched. a gaggle of geese with bird flue would do a better job

Anonymous said...

Steve Staunton needs to be sacked and after his continuous show of a lack of any capable managerial skill and Euro Championship Qualification now gown

If John Delaney wont sack him then its time the public called for John Delaney resignation......

One Very Pissed off Irish Support.

Anonymous said...

If like the rest of the Irish public you wish Stan to be sacked...
Please sign the following petition and hope the FAI start listening to the people....

Fire Steve Staunton Petion Link.

Anonymous said...

http://www.SackSteveStaunton.com

Anonymous said...

Giver it to Roy and see what he can do, he would love it too!